Nick's REAL Nuggets of Joy

Christmas

2009-12-07T19:14:00.000-08:00

All I want for Christmas is for the monster under my bed to stop snoring so darned loud!!!

Puppies vs. Bugs

2009-11-04T05:30:00.000-08:00

If bugs and spiders were cute, would be let them crawl all over us and lick us like we do puppies and kittens?

Paranormal Activity

2009-10-28T11:08:00.001-07:00

Paranormal Activity was not that scary......Me sleeping with my lights on tonight has no connection whatsoever...

Tattoo

2009-10-27T20:58:00.000-07:00

Getting some sweet ink done by Bullet the tattoo artist: $52. Tipping Bullet the tattoo artist to insure he does a great job: $10. The look of complete dumbfoundedment in Bullet's eyes when you say, "Eh, take it off, I changed my mind.": Priceless

Japan

2009-10-25T19:03:00.001-07:00

So I got on Google Earth and looked up Japan, and was a little disappointed. I've always pictured Japan looking like Coruscant from Star Wars with an Asian twist. But instead, it just looks normal.

Jason Voorhees

2009-10-22T19:23:00.000-07:00

I've had dreams in the past where Jason from the Friday the 13th movies would save me from Freddy Kruger. Well the other night I had a dream that he was trying to kill me instead. I'm sort of hurt by this, I don't know if we're still friends or not. Though, I must say, he did quickly give up after he couldn't get through a door and went to open up a sporting goods store.

Zombieland

2009-10-16T21:21:00.000-07:00

Seeing Zombieland with a friend and a group of her friends on discount night: $6. Passing on popcorn and soda pop because you're a big cheapskate: $0. Having your friend ask you in front of her group of friends whether or not you like the band Hawthorne Heights to which you reply, "Eh, they're alright. A little overrated," only to have your friend tell you later that her group of friends was Hawthorne Heights: Priceless.

Deal or No Deal

2009-10-15T16:28:00.000-07:00

This woman just became the first person to walk away from the show with only a dollar. If I was her, I'd take that dollar to Taco Bell, tell them that I won the dollar on Deal or No Deal. Buy a taco, and give them the change as a tip. You know, share the wealth.

Michelin Man

2009-10-14T16:21:00.000-07:00

Okay, once and for all. I'm publically announcing that I do not like the Michelin Man, and I never have. He just makes me sooo uneasy. I admit that this dislike does stem from my ignorance of not understanding what the hey he is. Is he a mummy? He doesn't look like any mummies I've ever seen. Is he a stack of tires? White tires? Really? The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man's annoying little brother perchance? And I saw a commercial where he was ripping tires from his guts and winging them around. It looked like he was disemboweling himself and throwing his guts at things and people. Wth? I just don't like him, I'm sorry. I wish I did. I wish I did.