Christmas

All I want for Christmas is for the monster under my bed to stop snoring so darned loud!!!

Puppies vs. Bugs

If bugs and spiders were cute, would be let them crawl all over us and lick us like we do puppies and kittens?

Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity was not that scary......Me sleeping with my lights on tonight has no connection whatsoever...

Tattoo

Getting some sweet ink done by Bullet the tattoo artist: $52. Tipping Bullet the tattoo artist to insure he does a great job: $10. The look of complete dumbfoundedment in Bullet's eyes when you say, "Eh, take it off, I changed my mind.": Priceless

Japan

So I got on Google Earth and looked up Japan, and was a little disappointed. I've always pictured Japan looking like Coruscant from Star Wars with an Asian twist. But instead, it just looks normal.

Jason Voorhees

I've had dreams in the past where Jason from the Friday the 13th movies would save me from Freddy Kruger. Well the other night I had a dream that he was trying to kill me instead. I'm sort of hurt by this, I don't know if we're still friends or not. Though, I must say, he did quickly give up after he couldn't get through a door and went to open up a sporting goods store.

Zombieland

Seeing Zombieland with a friend and a group of her friends on discount night: $6. Passing on popcorn and soda pop because you're a big cheapskate: $0. Having your friend ask you in front of her group of friends whether or not you like the band Hawthorne Heights to which you reply, "Eh, they're alright. A little overrated," only to have your friend tell you later that her group of friends was Hawthorne Heights: Priceless.